Blasphemy?
- *Husband starts to rub my belly*
- Me: What are you doing?
- Ryan: I'm seeing if you're like Buddha
- Me: Rubbing my belly to see of your wish will come true?
- Ryan: Exactly!
- *Husband stops rubbing my belly*
- Me: is your wish coming true?
- Ryan: No!
- Me: You wished for a blow job didn't you!!!
- *husband just smirks*