Blasphemy?

  • *Husband starts to rub my belly*
  • Me: What are you doing?
  • Ryan: I'm seeing if you're like Buddha
  • Me: Rubbing my belly to see of your wish will come true?
  • Ryan: Exactly!
  • *Husband stops rubbing my belly*
  • Me: is your wish coming true?
  • Ryan: No!
  • Me: You wished for a blow job didn't you!!!
  • *husband just smirks*