Just a little bit of me, being me. • Blasphemy?

Blasphemy?

*Husband starts to rub my belly*
Me: What are you doing?
Ryan: I'm seeing if you're like Buddha
Me: Rubbing my belly to see of your wish will come true?
Ryan: Exactly!
*Husband stops rubbing my belly*
Me: is your wish coming true?
Ryan: No!
Me: You wished for a blow job didn't you!!!
*husband just smirks*

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About

Ryan. I am an optimist.. usually. I think that a person and their mind are two separate people. There mind is who they are regardless and the person is who they want to be. I think it takes a really strong person to actually be who they want to be. I believe that if you say something, you mean it. Regardless of if you are angry. I'm not mean, I'm honest. Get over it. I hold myself to a higher standard than anyone else ever will. My main goal is to be better today than I was yesterday. I think I am good at many things, but that doesn't mean I don't need to improve. I love to improve myself. I love to improve others. I like responsibility. The best way to learn is to teach. My methods may suck. But they work.